So KG is a Southern boy. Big man will post you up with no problem, he’s got body for days. Plus, he has a pretty 18-footer. He’s got flava‘, and isn’t your average cookie-cutter baller.

I’ve tried to get at your boy numerous times, but in case you haven’t read, he’s the defensive player of the year. I tried taking it up on him today… got my shiz SWATTED!!!

I even had the home-court advantage. Invited him over to watch a flick, then decided to take it to the yard. He even brought this little asian cheerleader with him. She was cool, and didn’t really throw my game off. Thought KG and I were getting all chummy, till I tried to take it to the rack (no pun intended) and got rejected. Harsh. I could tell he felt bad, but being the master I am in those situations, I quickly diffused the awkwardness.

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